"The human torch was denied a bank load".

 

caesarpleaser:

olafsnowman:

Does anyone else remember when American Dragon randomly changed its art style?

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this actually pissed me off so much

rae-rose:

who-lligan:

So I just had the shit creeped out of me.

I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked. 

My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away. 

So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate. 

And found this.

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A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.

I think I’d have preferred a ghost….

trick or treat in america: receive candy

trick or treat in australia: "fuck off cunt this isn't america"

simsgonewrong:

Alice, I know I gave you the cheerful trait but you are too optimistic for your own good. There is a floating mop impaling your leg.

simsgonewrong:

Alice, I know I gave you the cheerful trait but you are too optimistic for your own good. There is a floating mop impaling your leg.